1 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,204 Don't come. 2 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,163 This is Ralph. 3 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:36,384 The person who hired you to film him tomorrow. 4 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:37,733 Don't come. 5 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,562 The bad one is here. 6 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:42,955 He's inside the house. 7 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,740 He's trying to get into my room. 8 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,917 I don't know how long he's gonna stay this time, 9 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,614 but don't come. 10 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,399 Don't try to reschedule. 11 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,924 Because if he gets in here... 12 00:00:56,795 --> 00:01:02,932 ...it's gonna be a very bad day. 13 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:17,773 No! 14 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:21,298 No! 15 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:24,084 No, no, no. 16 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,609 No, no. 17 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:31,700 No, no, no. 18 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,834 No, no. 19 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,626 Yes. 20 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:49,892 Okay, okay, okay. 21 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,156 Don't come in. 22 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,636 Don't come in! 23 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,640 Please don't come in! 24 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:34,970 Aaaaaaah! 25 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,714 Really? 26 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,720 That didn't scare you at all? 27 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,027 How did you get in here, anyway? 28 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,812 I barricaded the door. 29 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,302 Wait. How did-- 30 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,479 Oh, never mind. 31 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:13,835 Is there any chance that you would just kill me now? 32 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,491 And get it over with? 33 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:21,495 Yeah, I didn't think so. 34 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,844 Okay. 35 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,692 Go away. 36 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,872 I know, okay? I know. 37 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,222 I've been dealing with you long enough to know. 38 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:57,008 I know I'm supposed to go outside and get exercise 39 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:59,620 and see my therapist and meditate 40 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,926 and-- and take my stupid medications and eat. 41 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:03,188 I know I'm supposed to eat, 42 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,365 but I can't eat when you're here. 43 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:07,715 Okay? 44 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,499 No, no, you're not listening to me. 45 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,108 I'm not being a fussy boy. 46 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:15,069 I-I physically cannot eat when you're here. 47 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,854 If you want to leave, I'll eat. 48 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,378 Do you want to leave? 49 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,903 Yeah, I didn't think so. 50 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,996 No food to eat in this stupid rental house, anyway. 51 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,741 Oh, my God! What?! 52 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,664 Okay, fine. 53 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,316 You want to see me eat? Fine. 54 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,667 You know what? What a great idea. 55 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:50,627 Let's join the land of the non-depressed 56 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:53,500 by eating the happy oatmeal. 57 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,326 Yay! It's-- 58 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,025 Oh, God. 59 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,896 Mmm, yeah. Here we go. 60 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:01,464 Mmm! It's working. 61 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:04,032 I'm getting happier already. 62 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,298 Wait a minute. 63 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:19,613 Oh, my God, it actually work-- 64 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:30,798 Oh, I'm sorry you had to see that. 65 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,887 That's really embarrassing. 66 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,456 Wait, who am I kidding? 67 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:39,241 You've been watching me go through this my whole life. 68 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:44,072 Do you remember the first time you came to visit me? 69 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:47,204 Y-Yes. Thanksgiving 1982. 70 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,033 My favorite meal of the whole year, 71 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:54,169 and I couldn't eat a thing because you were so powerful. 72 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,520 And you were inside me... 73 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:00,349 i-in my tummy, making me nauseous, 74 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,351 and I-- and I tried to tell everyone, 75 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:06,486 "I can't eat because the big bad man's inside me." 76 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:10,184 And they said, "You shouldn't say that." 77 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,187 And they made me eat, anyway. 78 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:15,451 And then I threw up on the carrot casserole, 79 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,061 and they said, "Oh, you have food poisoning." 80 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:20,500 But I knew what it was. 81 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,851 And so did you. 82 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:30,031 You were the only one who understood. 83 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,860 Huh. 84 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,866 Oh, my goodness, gracious. Is it morning already? 85 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,087 Okay. 86 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:46,700 Alright, well, let's go. 87 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,574 Okay. Okay. 88 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:56,057 I'm outside, and I'm getting some exercise. 89 00:08:57,493 --> 00:09:00,888 I mean, I still want to die, but at least I'm not-- 90 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,891 What-- What are you doing? 91 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,247 I don't-- What? 92 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,084 Who's that? 93 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,764 Ew. 94 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,596 It's cold. 95 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,198 Aaah! No! 96 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,635 Whoa! Help! 97 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,072 No! No! 98 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,596 Not cool. Not cool. 99 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:44,426 And also? Confusing. 100 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,994 What is going on here? 101 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:49,561 You have been coming here my entire life, 102 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,956 barging in unannounced, uninvited-- 103 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,871 rude, by the way-- 104 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:58,396 and I still have no idea what you want. 105 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,875 Do you want to kill me? Is that it? 106 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,182 Because-- Because if that's what you wanted, 107 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,574 you've had countless chances. 108 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,879 You could have done it by now. 109 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,318 Or is it that you want to help me? 110 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,625 Because I don't know what it is. 111 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,148 Part of you is, like, hey, you know, 112 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,280 eat your oatmeal, go on a walk. 113 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,803 You'll feel better, you know? 114 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,283 And then I'll go out there and what happens? 115 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,979 You Ebeneezer Scrooge me. 116 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,416 You show me dead me 117 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,071 and try to drag me into an open grave. 118 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,420 And I'm tired of it. 119 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,379 I'm tired of the shenanigans. 120 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,337 I'm tired of the mixed messages. 121 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:29,862 And I need you to just tell me what you want. 122 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,700 Oh. 123 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,705 You want me to do it? 124 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,740 Well... 125 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,743 ...it's tubby time. 126 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,720 Hmm. 127 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,093 Are you still mad at me? 128 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,574 What do you think? 129 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,404 I'm sorry if I hurt you, 130 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,058 but I had to do it. 131 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,842 You-- You did not have to. 132 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,713 I was already on my way out in the tub. 133 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 You could have let me go peacefully. 134 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:27,763 Did you think I was trying to... hurt you? 135 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,331 You chomped my wrist! 136 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,507 See? 137 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,511 Wait. What-- 138 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,556 Do you think... 139 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:42,343 maybe there's another reason I put my mouth on your wrist? 140 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,607 Why else would you bite my-- 141 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,524 Wait. Wait. 142 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:53,528 Were you trying to stop the bleeding? 143 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,836 Oh, my God, what is happening here? 144 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,184 Just tell me, once and for all-- 145 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,316 are you trying to destroy me, 146 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,536 or are you trying to save me? 147 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,978 A wise man once said, 148 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,937 just before he suckled 149 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,114 an older woman's beautiful breast... 150 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,030 ..."Can't it be both? 151 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,207 Can't both things be true?" 152 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,732 That's really beautiful. Who said that? 153 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,518 You did, knucklehead. 154 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,955 Me? 155 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,219 That makes me want to cry. 156 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,134 But that's the problem-- 157 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,572 when you come to visit, I can't feel anything. 158 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,052 I can't cry. 159 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,619 You want to try? 160 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,752 Try what? 161 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:45,885 Try to cry. 162 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:50,063 You know, fake it till you make it. 163 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,502 Okay. I mean, okay. Alright. 164 00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,987 Oh, that's a good boy. 165 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,770 Oh, try some sounds with it. 166 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,643 Oh, that might help. 167 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:09,864 Let's make those dead eyes rain, soul brother. 168 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,434 Oh, bring on the juice! 169 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,742 It's no use. I can't do it. 170 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,441 I can't do it while you're here. 171 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,400 So, you want me to go? 172 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,272 Isn't that painfully obvious? 173 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,885 If you want me to leave, 174 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,715 all you have to do is close your eyes. 175 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:37,284 Make a wish, and I'll be gone. 176 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,941 Just make sure it's what you really want. 177 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:50,819 'Cause once I leave, you'll be all alone. 178 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,131 It's what I really want. 179 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,872 Okay, close my eyes, make a wish. 180 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,571 Close my eyes, make a wish. Okay. 181 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,841 Okay. I did it. 182 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,151 Wait. It worked? 183 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,067 It worked! 184 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,158 You're gone! 185 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,859 You're gone. 186 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,689 You need to stay gone, too. 187 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,909 Pills! Yes. 188 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,999 Pills. Lots of pills. 189 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,263 Never come back, huh? 190 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,222 Exercise! Exercise! 191 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,876 Mm-hmm. 192 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,359 Therapy! Yeah, therapy. Therapy. 193 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,710 Hello? Yes. Dr. Therapist? 194 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,015 I want to have sex with everybody, 195 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,234 and I want to murder everybody. 196 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,236 Okay, I'll see you Monday. Great. 197 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,282 Okay. Okay. 198 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:06,895 You're gone! Finally! 199 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,637 Oh! 200 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,292 Oh, thank God. 201 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,555 Oh! 202 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,558 I'm finally alone. 203 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,126 Oh! 204 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,129 Yeah. 205 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,045 I'm all alone. 206 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,226 I'm alone. 207 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,446 Hey! 208 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,186 You're still here?! 209 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,146 Wait! No, no! Don't leave, don't leave! 210 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:52,071 Are you gonna let me go? 211 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,033 Why are you doing this? 212 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:05,780 Are you just trying to scare me? 213 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,093 I'm terrified, okay? 214 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:19,098 S-So please, please let me go. 215 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,803 Stop it. Stop it! 216 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,807 Stop. 217 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,984 Stop! 218 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,134 Hmm? 219 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,966 Whoa. 220 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,098 Whoa. 221 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,492 Whoa. 222 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,150 He's gone. 223 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,849 He's gone. 224 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,249 Yeah. 225 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,034 He's gone. 226 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,037 Oh! 227 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,697 I am glad that he is gone. 228 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,353 And... 229 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,358 ...I miss him. 230 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,536 Both things can be true. 231 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,894 Hello? 232 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,071 Ralph? 233 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:08,163 What? Yes, this is Ralph. 234 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,772 Wait. Hold on. I'm sorry. 235 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,297 What day is this? 236 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,343 It's still Monday? 237 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,650 I didn't miss it? 238 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:20,566 Yes, yes, this is Ralph, and I'm ready for you. 239 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,785 Yes, I'll see you in 10 minutes. 240 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,918 I'm so excited! Okay. 241 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,585 Yes! 242 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,109 Yes! 243 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,244 Yeeees!